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25 Ways You're Screwing Up Your New Job

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    You haven’t hired an intern.

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    Your shirt has more wrinkles than Tan Mom’s neck.

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    You’re already talking like an Excel spreadsheet personified.

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    You're sick as hell and coughing all over the place.

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    You’re snitching.

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    You’re not using headphones.

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    There’s no liquor in your office or cubicle.

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    You’re a weatherman, member of Congress or NBA referee.

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    Your co-workers give you Gary Coleman level side eye.

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    You’re repeatedly asked, “Are you new here?”

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    Your boss talks to you the way Kanye West talks to the Paparazzi.

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    You’re late.

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    You’re not very busy.

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    No one invites you to meetings.

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    You get heated when someone tells you what to do.

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    You need fresh air.

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    You’re unprepared when it comes to questions about “weekend plans.”

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    You’re over sharing.

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    You’re repeatedly asked, “Can I speak with your manager?”

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    Your tweets or Instagram pictures piss people off.

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    You’re a bad actor.

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    You stay up late to play Call of Duty on the nightly.

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    You have other interests.

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    You leave leftover lunch in the office fridge and forget to throw it away.

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    You read Internet lists while you’re on the clock.


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