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Image via Complex Original 1. Remember, brevity is the soul of sanity.
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Image via Complex Original 2. Lower your expectations of your server.
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Image via Complex Original 3. Capital letters belong at the beginning of sentences and proper nouns only.
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Image via Complex Original 4. Don't make your review all about ambiance.
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Image via Complex Original 5. Asking for an exception and not getting it is not cause for complaint.
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Image via Complex Original 6. Maximum one exclamation point per review.
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Image via Complex Original 7. Avoid ridiculous comparisons.
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Image via Complex Original 8. You aren't reviewing the clientele.
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Image via Complex Original 9. Save your bigotry for talk radio call-in shows.
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Image via Complex Original 10. Don't make it too personal.
