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The Dying Wishes of a Stereotypical Hypebeast

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    "Sign for my last three 'signature required' eBay deliveries."

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    "Save a spot in line in my honor for at least the next five releases."

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    "Hire Been Trill to DJ my wake."

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    "Make sure to enforce the funeral dress code."

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    "Put a hashtag on the headstone, bruh."

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    "Bury me in my natural state: Sitting in my lawn chair waiting on line for something wildly expensive."

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    "Put a portable Wi-Fi router in my coffin in case there's no Internetz in heaven."

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    "I bequeath to my closest homie the codes to my insta-cop bots."

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    "Please make sure to regularly adorn the gravesite with Supreme accessories."

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    "Sell my entire wardrobe and cop yourself a pair of Red Octobers, fam."


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