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Image via Complex Original The time he killed halloween.
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Image via Complex Original The time he took a photo in front of the Mona Lisa.
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Image via Complex Original The time he read the Billboard charts on the toilet.
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Image via Complex Original The time his hands were cold so he warmed them up on a supermodel's vagina.
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Image via Complex Original The time he showed us the proper way to toast at a party.
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Image via Complex Original The time he met Tanyalee Davis.
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Image via Complex Original The time he wore a crown on stage and we applauded him for it.
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Image via Complex Original The time he partied with Oprah and Pharrell.
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Image via Complex Original The time he stole the scene in a Kate Moss photoshoot.
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Image via Complex Original The time he convinced Nas to wear white fur and pop Cristal.
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Image via Complex Original The time he took a call on his shoe phone while sitting courtside.
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Image via Complex Original The time he stayed ice cold while a naked woman nuzzled him.
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Image via Complex Original The time he couldn't believe there was a $1 bill in his stack of hundreds.
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Image via Complex Original The time he showed up to the Grammys with in-her-prime J-Lo while she wore "the dress" and then went home and had sex with her and you didn't.
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Image via Complex Original The time he proved he was the King of New York by taking a picture with Jerry Seinfeld.
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Image via Complex Original The time he dressed up as the Pope for Halloween but brought Cassie along (just in case you thought for a second he was celibate).
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Image via Complex Original The other time he killed halloween, again.
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Image via Complex Original The time he made sure his pores were ready for prime time with some cucumber face cream.
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Image via Complex Original The time he got turnt up with Marc Ecko.
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Image via Complex Original The time he realized he needed more cushion for the pushing.
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Image via Complex Original The time he passed out on top of Cassie.
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Image via Complex Original The time he sat in between J-Lo and Aaliyah.
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Image via Complex Original The time he celebrated his friendship with Jay-Z and Nelly by throwing a lot of money.
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Image via Complex Original The time he hung out in bed with J-Lo and a lot of pillows.
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