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How to Drink Your Way Through the 2014 NFL Draft

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    Pound a beer every time they ask "Who's this years Tom Brady?"

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    Drink a shot of gin every time they bring up the Wonderlic.

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    Down a shot of absinthe every time it's painfully clear that Chris Berman is killing time.

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    Drink a glass of wine every time they awkwardly cut to the last guy who remains undrafted, but showed up in person.

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    Pick your cider of choice every time a Draft pick hits the stage in a pastel suit.

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    Drink every time they show that Clowney/Outback Bowl hit.

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    Pour a shot of brandy every time they mention Michael Sam.

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    Take a shot of Jack Daniels every time you hear the term "Johnny Football."

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    Down a shot of tequila every time Mel Kiper and Todd McShay argue over something stupid.

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    Drink donkey piss every time Mike Mayock talks about Mike Mayock.

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    Sip Ouzo every time they mention Jadeveon Clowney's "athleticism."

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    A shot of rum every time they mention JaDeveon Clowney's "work ethic."

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    A shot of lard every time they call a 300 lbs. or less lineman "undersized."

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    A shot of Wild Turkey every time they mention "Wingspan."

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    Take a shot of vodka every time Johnny Manziel's bromance with Drake is mentioned.


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